Dreams Do Come True!

Oh wait, I take that back…if this were a dream come true, I would have been there.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry hit Vegas this past weekend, completely throwing off the universal hotness equilibrium. Surely the two of them in the same place must have been illegal – right? Just. Not. Fair.

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After the lack of photos when my two favorite guys attended the gold medal beach volleyball match at London 2012, I was not too hopeful for any excitement to come out of the Sin City celebrations. 

This next line is proof that when you stop looking for something, you will find it..

Prince Harry challenged Ryan Lochte to a swimming race. 

The New York Daily News has the video to prove it.

First racing on dry land with Bolt, then in the pool with Lochte? Harry has officially begun his gold medal campaign for Rio 2016.

At 3:00 a.m. a fully clothed Olympian and a half-dressed Prince took to the waters of the Wynn Hotel’s XS Nightclub Pool. Personally, I could have done without the shirt on Lochte.

Next time boys, come to the Jersey Shore. We have a slew of blondes for Prince Hottie to ogle and plenty of pools for Ryan Loch-te on my heart to pee in. In fact, I have a pool in my backyard…t-shirts not permitted.

And no, I am not neighbors of Snooki and The Situation. Just what we need, Mike Sorrentino and Ryan Lochte comparing ab workouts.

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No question – Ryan FTW.

Although my invitation to these gatherings seems to keep getting lost in the mail, (is there someone I can call about that?) the lovely @RoyalForumMoron had hers signed, sealed and delivered. Maybe she received my invite by mistake, because she bumped into the gold medalist not once, not twice, but five times. Be sure to check out her Twitter page for enviable updates!

Oh, and I played MASH with my coworkers today (yes I realize I am 24-years-old), and this was the outcome:

As the inner high schooler in you knows, the outcome of MASH dictates real life. So, thanks for the quickie wedding Ryan..sorry about the divorce.

Put Me in Coach, I’m Ready to Play!

As if the Summer Olympics were not exciting enough, the International Olympic Committee honored London with hosting duties this year. Then, as if of two weeks of non-stop television coverage of my favorite city in the world wasn’t enough, the young royals stepped up to the plate as Team GB Olympic Ambassadors. Bottom line, if I could take two weeks off from work to do nothing but watch the Games..I would. Okay, if I’m wishing for things just give me a first class ticket to London with VIP passes to all of the main events.

So, if Aladdin’s magic lamp appeared on my front porch today and Genie sent me off to London, what events would I want complete access to? Lucky for me, William, Catherine and Harry made that decision very easy as the palace released the complete list of the events they will be attending yesterday.

To kick things off, Queen Elizabeth II will officially open the 2012 Summer Olympic Games at Friday’s opening ceremony, accompanied by senior members of the firm. This would actually be the perfect occasion for William to wear his signature navy suit and maroon tie that he wears 99% of the time. (Sorry Will!) I am also really hoping to see Kate in red – what do you think?

Over the next couple of weeks, the three musketeers will be actively participating in all aspects of the Games, from attending sporting events to meeting athletes and behind-the-scenes workers in the Olympic Village. If you’re looking to catch a glimpse of the young royals, look no further than the following itinerary:

Prince Harry

• 30 July – Equestrian events at Greenwich, men’s 10m diving and visit Team GB House

• 31 July – Equestrian events at Greenwich and awarding of medals, visit the Athletes’ Village

• 2 August –  School Games reception at Clarence House

• 3 August –  Equestrian, Greenwich

• 5 August –  Athletics and men’s 100m final, Olympic Park

• 8 August –  Beach Volleyball, Horseguards Parade

• 9 August – Team GB visit. Athletics, Olympic Park

• 12 August –  Closing Ceremony

Prince William

• 28 July/29 July – Equestrian events at Greenwich

• 29 July – Team GB Football at Wembley

• 30 July – Equestrian events at Greenwich and visit Team GB House

• 31 July – Equestrian events at Greenwich and awarding of medals, visit the Athletes’ Village

• 2 – August Tennis at Wimbledon

• 3 – August Equestrian dressage, Greenwich. Swimming, Olympic Park

• 5 – August Athletics including men’s 100m final at Olympic Park

Catherine

• 30 July – Equestrian events, Greenwich. Reception at The Royal Academy of Arts

• 2 August –  Tennis at Wimbledon

• 3 August –  Swimming at Olympic Park

• 4 August – Hockey at Olympic Park

• 5 August – Athletics at Olympic Park and Gymnastics and visit Team GB House

• 6 August –  Sailing, Weymouth.

• 9 August – Synchronised Swimming, Olympic Park

• 11 August – Men’s 10m Diving, Olympic Park.

• 12 August – Closing Ceremony

As you can see, you are bound to catch Princes William and Harry and Duchess Catherine on almost any given day throughout the Olympics. Although Harry and Catherine will be among the family members in attendance for the closing ceremony and at this point, William will not.

 Prince Charles and his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall, will also take part in the sporting festivities at the end of July, including cycling, badminton and equestrian.

Don’t forget – Zara Phillips will be competing as part of Team GB’s equestrian team, so you will also see her mother, Princess Anne, showing her support.

 Of course, all royal appearances are subject to change. Prince Harry could always end up whisking away the losing pair at women’s volleyball on a romantic getaway and never returning. William could decide to jump back in the pool and try to make it as a professional water polo player. Kate could pick up a hockey stick and trade in royal life for the chance at gold. One out of the three has the potential to actually happen.

And if we are all very lucky, maybe there will be a repeat of my favorite royal moment of 2012.

 

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Prince Harry: the Real Sporty Spice

All good things must come to an end. Why that is, I’m not totally sure.. but Harry’s overseas tour coming to a close is certainly proof of that. After charming his way through the Caribbean, Prince Harry brought his talents to Brazil on the final leg of the tour. Not only did the 27-year-old grandson to Queen Elizabeth II make a lasting impression on the South American nation, but something (a kiss with a Brazilian model) tells me he quite enjoyed his time there as well. Let’s take a look!

The high energy three-day tour kicked off Friday in Rio de Janeiro; in a banner year for his country, the prince was on a mission from the British government to promote all things British – from sports to the economy. Of the trip, his private secretary Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, remarked: “The itinerary of the three-day official tour will reflect the vibrancy and diversity of Brazil, and its growing, strong relationship with the United Kingdom, especially in a year when we will hand over the Olympic baton to Rio de Janeiro.”

Upon arrival, Prince Harry stole some much needed rest after his overnight journey from Jamaica and took in a scenic helicopter ride; then it was time to samba! Did a dance school in England endorse Harry’s tour? Harry stepped out on the iconic Sugarloaf Mountain to launch the GREAT campaign; a Government initiative focused on reaching full economic potential of the 2012 Olympic Games and the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. Showcasing the best of Brtain, the red carpet affair had all the makings of a top Harry evening – dancing, music, food, drinks and  models. Harry’s really had a rough time of it hasn’t he? 😉

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After a night of Britain in Brazil Harry continued his athletic journey, hitting the Copacabana for a beach volleyball match. Prior to hitting the sand, Harry took tips from Olympian Adriana Behar and shared that he’s already bought tickets to take in the matches during the London Olympics this summer. Even though he was up against some of Brazil’s top players, Harry held his own and of course, looked stylish while doing so.

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Because he didn’t get enough of a work out running around the beach in 88 degree heat, Harry participated in The Sport Relief Mile, which he completed in 8 minutes and 32 seconds, further cementing his new title as the world’s fastest prince. Move over, Usain Bolt! Adding the classic Harry comedic touch to the run, he sported a cardboard mask of his brother Prince William. You’re not fooling anyone Harry! From there, his love for children was on display once again as he taught local children to play rugby on the beach. I hope he had time for a nap after this day..

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You can watch video from The Sport Relief Mile on The Royal Channel.

Finally, Prince Harry returned to his roots and played in a charity polo match for his organization, Sentebale. Harry arrived in true prince charming fashion – taking the reigns of a horse-drawn carriage. After his team’s victory over Argentina, Brazilian swimwear model Fernanda Motta presented Harry and his teammates with the trophy. Let’s just say Harry was truly in his element, sealing the final tour activity with a kiss. Some models have all the luck..

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, more men should take up polo.

After the match, Harry reflected on his tour, describing it as emotional, exhausting and most of all, an amazing trip. Sky News’ Paul Harrison, @SkyNewsRoyal, delivers a wonderful final correspondence – includes interview with Prince Harry.

Well Harry, it’s been real. Check back tomorrow for my thoughts on the tour. I need some time to reflect!